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Christian Humor
December 13, 2007



November 18, 2007

Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon.

Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.

When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.”

The boy replied, “I don’t think I’ll be there… You don’t even know your way to the post office.”

November 18, 2007

A rich, Christian man was talking to God, “Can’t I take it with me when I go?”

God always answered the same way, “NO!” Finally one day the man talked God into it and God said, “Okay you can take two suitcases full of anything you want.”

The man filled up two suitcases full of gold.

When the rich man reached the pearly gates St. Peter asked the rich man why he had two suitcases.

The rich man said, “It’s okay I’ve already cleared it with God.”

St. Peter asked him to open the suitcases, when the rich man opened the suitcase, St. Peter said, “Why’d you bring paving?”