Thanksgiving Humor

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Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation……
The thought of a snack became infatuation…..
So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
 
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
 
I crashed through the ceiling.  Floating into the sky….
With a mouthfull of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I sored past the trees………………..
 
                       HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
                  PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!

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